(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: I wish I was bi-sexual, so one day I could walk into a bar and hit on EVERYONE, but I'm just boring old heterosexual.
(003) Single? Taken
(004) Do you want to be? Single life is lonely. I wish I could date everybody :3
(005) Your birthday: 03/22/1991
(006) Age you wish you were: 21, for obvious reasons...
(007) Your height: 5'4"
(008) The color of your eyes: Blue
(009) The color of your hair: Ugly brown
(010) Piercings: None
(011) Tattoos: None yet, as soon as I find a tattoo that really means something to me then my sister says she'll do it for free.

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? Not cigarettes. No cancer for me please, I'd like to live to be at least 30.
(013) Do drugs? Marijuana is not a drug, it grows in the ground. What you do with it from that point on however, is what everyone bitches about xD
(014) Read the newspaper? I try to stay ahead of the times.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Not really.
(017) Take walks in the rain? I'd like to, but no one else seems to like getting wet so my walks are quite lonely.
(018) Drive? Some day.
(019) Like to drive fast? Only on a waverunner.
(020) Hurt yourself? I recently tried it out, but I don't like the fact that everyone can see a physical mark of when my life was so shitty, so I just tend to punch myself. Heals a lot quicker.

HAVE YOU EVER

(021) Been out of the country? I wish to go to Japan, but budgetary constraints keep me in the US.
(022) Been in love? Yes
(023) Done drugs? Vicodin (when I broke my arm), Whip-its (cause my sister is a bad influence), and I ate a hydroponic mushroom one time and tripped (cause my sister's a REALLY bad influence xD)
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Not yet, as soon as Fabian and his parents leave the house one day my white ass will be seen all around that pool. Lol.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Numerous cranial surgeries from a very damaging childhood xD, and a closed wrist reduction surgery last year.
(026) Ran away from home? Only once, and when I begged to be let back in after a couple hours my mom locked the door xD
(027) Played strip poker? No, but I've played strip Super Smash Bros.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Not yet, but I'm sure if I keep talking shit then someday somebody will put me in my place. xD
(029) Been picked on? Only by tall kids.
(030) Been on stage? Nah.
(031) Slept outdoors? Couple times, but never voluntarily.
(032) Thought about suicide? When haven't I? Sometimes I feel like I'd rather be decomposing in a casket than dealing with everyday drama.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Yup.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Just 2 days.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yeah, usually with Rachel.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yes
(037) Slept all day? Whenever I get the chance.
(038) Killed someone? I WISH
(039) Made out with a stranger? Not yet.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Not yet.
(042) Kissed the same sex? DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU'RE DRUNK
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No, thank Gawd.
(044) Been betrayed? To a certain degree.
(045) Broken the law? Yup, been arrested as well. Now it's hard as shit to find a decent job
(046) Met a famous person? No. Seen 'em live at concerts though, if that counts.
(047) Been on radio/TV? I wish.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Broken a rib and been knocked out cold for a couple hours in the Ozzfest '07 pit xD. The most recent mosh-pit I was in was at a GWAR concert, and everyone there was so fucking tall that I almost suffocated when I went below the ocean of people.
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Happens sometimes, can't quite remember them.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? No, thank God.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? When you smoke weed it usually alleviates your dreams, but since I've quit to find a job I've just had the same fucking dream over and over again.

APPAREL

(052) Shoe brand: I've been rockin' the cheap Walmart shoes ever since I've become poor xD
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Something comfortable, and something Rachel says "matches".
(054) Wear hats? I usually look stupid with hats on, or I look like a fucking elf.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Only if their clothes are dirty.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Nein.
(057) Favorite place to shop: My drug dealer's house? LOL
(058) Favorite article of clothing: My Tool hoodie, or my emo pants (now comes in white or black <3)
(059) Are you trendy: Not in the slightest. OTL

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

(060) Life on other planets: Sure, why not.
(061) Miracles? Our conscious mind can only label certain everyday happenings as "miracles", but they don't actually exist.
(062) Astrology? It doesn't apply to my life, but I'm sure it applies to some people's.
(063) Magic? That'd be AWESOME, but I don't truly believe it exists.
(064) God? We are way too complex as human beings for there not to be some kind of maker, so I guess I'll answer yes.
(065) Satan? Nope, just a ploy by the catholic church to guide you in what they believe is the right direction.
(066) Santa? YES
(067) Ghosts? Yes, translucent imprints of a deceased's former life.
(068) Luck? Yes, and if I didn't have bad luck then I wouldn't have any luck at all xD
(069) Love at first sight? Yes, I believe in both love and lust at first sight.
(070) Yin and Yang? Yes.
(071) Witches? No.
(072) Easter bunny? Nope, sorry Jesus.
(073) Fidelity? A value I hold above all else.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I wish, but no. Although if it were true then I wouldn't want to steal gold from leprechauns, what with this fucking shitty economy and everything.

LOVE

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? Not really.
(076) Do you remember your first love? How can I forget.
(077) Still love him/her? Of course.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Never, it can only take away the happiness that it gave you in the first place.
(079) What do you find romantic? Flowers, candle-lit dinners, and an evening by the fireplace. *Bow Chicka Wow Wow*
(080) Turn-on: Standing up for what one truly believes in, aggressiveness, dominance, willingness to take control of a situation.
(081) Turn-off: Lying, back-stabbing, infidelity.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Nope, I only judge based on personality.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Social acceptance is overrated, considering how society's morals and standards keep changing, but nontheless I wish more girls would ask guys out.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes, although beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Not even a little bit xD, but I know that's just my self-consciousness talking. Back in my head you little bastard, no need to judge myself any further.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? I don't think I've ever recieved a tuly meaningful gift, although I do recieve birthday and holiday presents from friends and family.
(087) Are you in love? Yes

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(088) That made you laugh? My friend Eric.
(089) That laughed at you? My friend Eirc xD.
(090) That turned you on? Who doesn't? I'm such a pitiful, horny teenager.
(091) You went shopping with? Rachel.
(092) To disappoint you? Rachel.
(093) To ask you out? I don't think I've ever been asked out, Rachel just kinda confessed her feelings for me.
(094) To make you cry? Rachel.
(095) To brighten up your day? Rachel.
(096) That you thought about? Lotsa people, mainly Rachel.
(097) You saw a movie with? Brittany, Rachel, and her dad Edward.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Gage.
(099) You talked to through IM? Kurt.
(100) You saw? Rachel. Understandable though, I live in her house.
(101) You turned down? Stephanie Beurkle.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(104) Smiled? When I watched tv.
(105) Laughed? On xbox live, my friend Eric had me cracking up.
(106) Cried? Yesterday, cause of Rachel.
(107) Bought something? Yesterday at Wawa.
(108) Danced? Damn, must've been awhile. I think when we were at Otakon, I danced with that rave dude, along with Brittany Megan Mike and Fabian.
(109) Were sarcastic? Oh, all the time.
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Hugged and kissed Rachel today.
(111) Talked to an enemy? Talked to Gage a couple days ago, although we are still pretty much friends. I just feel resentful as hell towards him.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? When Rachel came back from Florida, I was watching Pineapple Express.
(113) Talked on the phone? Today, I talked to my mom in Florida.
(114) Listened to the radio? Today, in Rachel's mom's car.
(115) Watched TV? Right now. I multi-task.
(116) Went out? Today, mowed the lawn and did some weed whacking, if that counts as going out.
(117) Helped someone? Yesterday, helped Rachel's mom bring in some groceries.
(118) Sang? All the time, to some of the gayest songs imaginable xD
(119) Said "I love you"? Today, although Rachel almost never says it back
(120) Got drunk? Friday, got drunk with Fabian, Eric, and Gage off of some vodka mixed with Pepsi.


~ That was a fucking extensive survey. I hope no one explodes from trying to read it, or trying to care xD ~